Cinderella Dressed in Yell-a

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Law lecturer:give me three examples of substances
Student:water, heroin, bread
Law lecturer:...
Law lecturer:interesting lifestyle choices
— 1 hour ago with 1 note

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via foreverthelonelytraveller)

— 3 hours ago with 105417 notes
Gryffindor:Do what is right
Ravenclaw:Do what is wise
Hufflepuff:Do what is kind
Slytherin:PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
— 3 hours ago with 257123 notes

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

It’s FUCKING JULY!!! we haven’t EVEN HAD HALLOWEEN YET ARE YOU fucking PLAYING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via meghann-the-great)

— 3 hours ago with 224202 notes
andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

(Source: shrugging, via meghann-the-great)

— 3 hours ago with 1142422 notes

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

(Source: princesconsuela, via rosebelikova)

— 4 hours ago with 46305 notes